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Month: February 2021
This burger had falafels, far too much rocket, too much sauce and pickled red onions.
5/10
This is a bit pricy for a burger and had a log of sauce making is messy to eat. It was a vegan version of a chicken burger with vegan mayo, lettuce and tomato.
6/10
This was a but spicy and had a lot of onions. It was a vegan dish with vegetables and tofu.
6/10
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Giggling Squid – Vegan Pad Thai
This tasted nice but is a bit pricy. It was vegan with vegetables and vegan noodles and optional topping.
7/10
Sadly this is the final night of this run of Mischief Night In but it has been great to experience their improv show from home.
Tonight was a fantasy (the first one of the run), set in a wintery land with circus creatures and a castle with a trapped princess with a necklace. It was called Fraud of the Blings. It also had an award for the most characters yodelling in a scene, Jimbo Jumbo whose life goal is to be a rainbow and an award for the most confusing catchphrase.
The princess was ordered to protect the necklace of warmth from the Ice King by staying in the castle. The princess had the power to make things sentient.
She then left the castle with the necklace, and it then began to lose its powers.
It was a mixture of Lord of the Rings, Frozen and Parent Trap.
7/10
Tonight was a pantomime with the message “be careful what you wish for”. It was called Wishing for Wishy Washy. The social media audience also requested an award for best Blue Peter Style demo of making or explaining something, Trevor Noun the literacy wizard and the most flirtatious use of maths.
It was the story of a downtrodden girl Lucinda who wanted to be the world’s best potter. She did a deal with a wizard to get her wish, but then her memory of words started going missing. Her friend had to go to the forest of bad grammar to find the fairy godmother
It was funny, crazy and had a lot less death than many of the other movies!
8/10
Nancy was back as Emmy tonight, but this time Jonathan was finally on as an improviser!
Tonight the movie was an 80s horror slasher film set at a dog show called Nightmare in Bone Street. The audience also asked for an award for the most actors used as furniture and a character Freddie Fryer a magically talking tumble drier, and an award for the most creamy centre.
It was crazy, didn’t make a lot of sense but was still funny – even the cast were laughing – uncontrollably at some points!
7/10
Tonight was an adventure movie set at a temple called The Temple of the Red Giraffe. The audience suggested it included Terry Marvellous who believes he is a great magician, award for most abrupt tea party, and the most salacious filing cabinet.
It was crazy and funny it had a very funny Trouser Song from Harry Kershaw that resulted in multiple corpsing, some crazy Pishan people who guarded the temple and shouted Pishan if you say it the wrong number of times:
“Say Pishan once and we go. Say Pishan twice and we arrive.”
“… Pishan.”
“… We have to go then.”
8/10
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Giggling Squid – Spring Rolls
These tasted nice and came with shredded vegetables and a dipping sauce.
8/10